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August 6, 2009

…make like a tree and leave.
…make like a bird and flock off
…make like horse sh!t and hit the trail.
…make like a banana and split.
…make like a missile and cruise.
…make like a fetus and head out.
…make like a baby and head out.
…make like Diarrhea and run
…make like a terrorist and blow this place.
…make like traffic and jam.
…make like a bread truck and haul buns.
…make like a tomato and Ketch-up.
…make like a Nut and Bolt.
…make like a rectum and get the sh*t out of here.
…make like Michael Jackson and “Beat it!”
…make like Tom and Cruise.
…make like Houdini and disappear
…make like a jet and zoom.
…make like an airplane and take off.
…make like an atom and split.
…make like a Catholic and pull out.
Act like yesterdays lunch, go down and out the back.

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  1. August 6, 2009 10:36 pm

    I have no idea what prompted this, but my two favorites are obviously "make like a fetus and head out" and "make like diarrhea and run". P.S. "I smell your asparagus!!!" Damn right you do.

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